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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:23 am    Post subject: [humor] Poem Reply with quote
Steven A Johnson wrote:

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MALE POEM



I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a

liquor store and a Yak 52.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

I am glad you got the Yak-52 and liquor store in there as I figured you
would be bored and not know what to do with the other 23 hours and 55
minutes in the day. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:34 am    Post subject: [humor] Poem Reply with quote
Phil Cogan wrote:
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I am voting for Steve to be the Poet Laureate of the United States!



The correct answer to "how big is my behind?" is: “If you painted a
dashed white line on the crack, I could land a C5A on it!”.

Uh, Phil, have you been wondering why you haven't been getting any? If
so, here's a hint ...

Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:41 am    Post subject: [humor] Poem Reply with quote
Back in the 'good old days' of the Cold War when the '4 Minute Warning' was
all
the notice we were to get of incoming ICBM's it was oft said that a faithful
Englishman would first make love to his wife and then boil an egg ......

kp
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I am glad you got the Yak-52 and liquor store in there as I figured you
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minutes in the day. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:32 am    Post subject: [humor] Poem Reply with quote
Well, Slam, Bam, and .... weee bit of a hurry were ya!
Doc
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From: Kevin Pilling <pilling.k(at)btconnect.com>
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Date: 2/3/2006 9:49:53 AM
Subject: Re: [humor] Poem



Back in the 'good old days' of the Cold War when the '4 Minute Warning'
was

Quote:
all
the notice we were to get of incoming ICBM's it was oft said that a
faithful

Quote:
Englishman would first make love to his wife and then boil an egg ......

kp
--->
> I am glad you got the Yak-52 and liquor store in there as I figured you
> would be bored and not know what to do with the other 23 hours and 55
> minutes in the day. Smile
>
> --
> Brian Lloyd






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